About that "Great Mole Rat" Phobia (aka Zemmiphobia)
There's help.
www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=2082:1932
Now if someone would kindly tell me what the "great mole rat" is, I'll be on my way to treatment.
- by SMPT correspondent, Kyoung Kim, who found this ugly-mofoto of the naked mole rat on oinkernet.com and who knows that while the naked mole rat should not technically be confused with the great mole rat, believes that it very well should be
the Great Mole rat is a very large naked mole rat with purple wings and very large teeth on which it impaled our college director. =D
Posted by: great mole rat enthusiast | March 24, 2005 at 03:58 AM
the great mole rat ate my pink fluffly thong and attacked my mexican fighting cock. because this is so disturbing i am out to kill all of the great mole rats of the world, even though kim possible's mole rat rufus is my favorite tv star.
if you would like to help in my conquest please send any information on termination of the great mole rats to www.killthegreatmolerats.org
Posted by: Cat Cat Maple | April 05, 2005 at 11:24 AM
That great mole rat still owes me tree fiddy!
Posted by: Bob? | April 09, 2005 at 02:50 PM
Great Mole Rat. I fear he is coming in the night for me!! If only I knew what he was... Somone help me!!
Posted by: Britliesha | April 12, 2005 at 02:03 PM
Well, the first step in understanding The Great and Almighty Mole Rat is to understand the cause for the Great Depression, which was created on October 23, 1929, and to understand that we must go back to why WWI started, and to understand that we must go back to the Morocan crises and the Balkan wars. However, that crap is complicated and, frankly, I don't have the time to explain that. So, I am going to give you the gist of what The Great Mole Rat is. The Great Mole Rat is a Giant Mole Rat about 10 feet tall and is like the molerat's version of God Almighty. He even has a cape and everything. But he is a bad leader and he kills his people and his rivals. He's kind of like the molerat's version of Joseph Stalin. But the Great Mole Rat (hereafter known as GMR) has a mustache like Hitler. The GMR also has a big palace called Molesailles, kind of like Napoleon. The GMR also has a large penis, like me. That's about it, I hope you enjoyed learning about the GMR.
Posted by: Molde | April 24, 2005 at 08:56 AM
omg!
Posted by: omg! | October 04, 2005 at 07:54 AM
lol! hes my hero!!!
Posted by: lol | October 04, 2005 at 07:55 AM
help me! im being attacked by the great mole rat!!! AHHHHHH!
Posted by: Hans | October 04, 2005 at 07:58 AM
where did all the comments go?
Posted by: oh no joe! | October 05, 2005 at 07:24 AM
yay! i found them!
Posted by: yay | October 05, 2005 at 07:25 AM
eek, the great mole rat scares me!! (hi alison)
Posted by: hihi allison | October 13, 2005 at 08:34 AM
BRITTANY THAT THING IS MESSED UP
Posted by: zak | December 03, 2005 at 03:19 PM
Wow, I have one for a pet and I think that his large teeth and wings are soooo cute I wouldn't trade him for anything!
I love Great Mole Rat!
Posted by: Anderson | December 23, 2005 at 07:27 AM
How dare you try to understand the almighty extent of my power! I AM THE GREAT MOLE RAT AND I AM A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH! Just because you have tampered into my affairs, I'm going to hunt each and every one of you on this message board and rape you in the night with my moley penis and then proceed to rip your heart out and eat it. I hope you're happy, you pissed me the HECK off!
Posted by: The Great Mole Rat | March 02, 2006 at 01:25 PM
what exactly is the great mole rat
Posted by: Michael | March 10, 2006 at 01:22 PM
Why is everyone talking The Great Mole Rat. If you people only knew that the GMR is a female that prays on penis to survive. That is why mostly men are the one's who are diagnosed with this illness. So if you guys have a penis 9 inches or longer, you are in grave danger.
-THE GMR
Posted by: THE "GREAT" MOLE RAT | March 26, 2006 at 02:42 PM
wtf u guys are crazy how in the hell does a mole rat have wings wtf u guys all need to find a life dam i just doing this for school work but u guys take this a lital serius ha ha ha ha ......... \m/ ..........
Posted by: the grat malinko | November 01, 2006 at 09:08 AM
I'm sorry but seriously you all have me all wrong.I'm the nicest little guy you will ever meet.I say little but really I am 30 feet tall and weigh approximately 300,000 lbs.I say approximately because I have yet to find a scale that can weigh me. Anyway I'm horrible nice and I only rarely eat people.Only once a week infact. And I AM NOT a female. But i try to limit my diet to older people who wouldn't live much longer anyway. I'm sorry I'm so late in replying to al lthis nonsense i just ran across this page. Female evil and penis eating its crazy....Tsk Tsk
Posted by: The Great Mole Rat | November 18, 2006 at 06:05 PM
Every one who speaks bad about the Great Mole Rat is WRONG! He helps me in my every day problems, he is a HE, he does not eat people, he is one of the kindest, nicest animals, ever to exist in the universe. He does not have a definite size. When I am happy his size varies with my mood. Anyone who is afraid of it needn't be. He is almighty and all-powerful...
Posted by: Great mole rat worshiper | March 09, 2007 at 01:27 PM
He's a beast in bed.
Posted by: BJORN. | March 24, 2007 at 11:16 AM
Omg, last night I saw this so called great mole rat, it had fury nipples and a great penis made of gold. Its head was mounted with the skulls of its victims. Although it has one weakness....its afraid of ASIANS. but it did have a samurai sword in which it used to impale its victims and on the occasion, itself.
Posted by: Zemmiphobia | April 09, 2007 at 10:29 AM
wtf is the great mole rattt????????
Posted by: andrew | April 27, 2007 at 08:10 AM
THE GREAT MOLE RAT SNEAKS INTO YOUR PANTRY AND MAKES JELLY SANDWICHES WHEN EVERYONE IS SLEEPING. IF YOU STARE INTO HIS EYES, YOU WILL GO DEAF. HE DONATES HALF OF WHAT HE STEALS TO CHARITY. IF YOU WISH FOR HIM TO APPEAR, HE WILL (JUST REMEMBER NOT TO STARE INTO HIS EYES FOR VERY LONG, YOU MIGHT WANT TO SET A TIMER, OR SOMETHING.
Posted by: MOE LRAT | May 18, 2007 at 02:13 AM
the GMR lives in my school in its lair through the hole in the brick wall under the tree...ITS SO SCARY!!!if i stop an scream its coz i thought u were the GMR.
AHHHHHH! sorry i thought u were the GMR!
~squid smurf
Posted by: man-eating haemo emo were-albino (friends with nemo) cri du chat squid smurf | July 05, 2007 at 02:41 AM
No No No, this is a "lost in translation" thing. This phobia is actually of Mexican origin. Mole is a sauce, usually put over enchaladas, and is favored by large mexican rats. If you leave the mole out before you go to bed and go for a midnight snack you most likely will find a giant Mole rat devouring the encheladas. Believe me, I know of someone who's best friend had this happen to their neighbors uncle.
Posted by: Latricia Garden-Box | August 03, 2007 at 01:56 PM