Stupid Fat Hobbit! It Ruins It!

I've realized recently that I've been spending the past decade denying who I am.  I am not someone destined to end up in some fancy job doing interesting work.  I am doomed to be the best damn middle management schlub with a windowless office, receding hairline and mild drinking problem in America.  And it's time I accepted it.

Before I made this decision not to fight my fate, I tested myself with this: Which fantasy/sci-fi character are you?

I'm Gollum.  Go figure.

- by hobbit hunter Ted Kim who has some part to play yet, for good or ill, before this is over.

Comments

[Christine]

Hey there! I took the test, and I came out looking like Jean-Luc Picard (hmmm..I'll have to reflect on that one...)

Your results showed that you're Gollum?? Dude, I read the character description for him/it at the end of the quiz, and... um... well...I hope we never meet.

;)
Cheers, from Christine at Mysterious Universe