Objective: To find a position allowing me to utilize my knowledge and expertise of Daisy Dukes and Yee-haas.
Make your parents proud. Use that ivy league education to roll in six figures ($100K!) as the next Dukes of Hazzard-rerun-watchin' Vice President of "CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute". Here's an excerpt of the job description. For the entire listing on the CMT site (which is worth a visit in and of itself if you love the
country music or want to know what it feels like to tune into alien
short wave radio from the feathered hair cowboy-hat loving planet
Qwerkzer), click here:
The job responsibilities for the Vice President, CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute are:
- watch The Dukes of Hazzard every weeknight on CMT;
- know the words to The Dukes of Hazzard theme song, "Good Ol' Boys," written and performed on the series by the legendary Waylon Jennings;
- serve as media expert on The Dukes of Hazzard for the CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute: must be available for TV, radio and newspaper interviews to share passion for The Dukes of Hazzard on CMT;
- write the CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute online blog for cmt.com;
- be passionate about The Dukes of Hazzard on CMT;
- make appearances at special events such as Dukesfest 2005 in Bristol, Tenn., (June 4-5, 2005).
Ben "Cooter" Jones, a favorite character on The Dukes of Hazzard series will lead the CMT Good Ol' Boys (& Gals) Executive Search Team. The job requirements:
- must be 18 or older and have a valid driver's license; (just in case a spin in the famous '69 Dodge Charger, The General Lee, comes up);
- eligible for work in the United States;
- travel occasionally at CMT expense.
Questions candidates will be asked include:
- If you Bo, Luke and Daisy took off in The General Lee, what would happen next?
- If Waylon Jennings wrote your theme song, what would be the title and chorus?
- Which character on The Dukes of Hazzard do you most identify with and why?
- report by SMPT correspondent, Kyoung Kim, who used to climb through the open windows of dad's blue 2-door Nissan Datsun with sibs Wook and Sahn a la the Dukes. Good times.
