Yes, it is exactly what you think it is. Poop in a box. Real human poop in a box. Not gag poop. Or sanitized poop. Or cow poop. But real fresh human poop. In a box. For $35, it's sent complete with red ribbon, securely and anonymously to those, er, you would like to send poop to. In a box.
Apologies for the post-Christmas Fecalgram post to those who sent their coal and ties out on time this year. For the rest of us real procrastinators out there, Fecalgram's having a holiday blowout sale! Time to save $10 off each order! You snooze, you win!
Thanks to CCR via Gene Perelson for the poopy procrastinating love.
- report by SMPT correspondent, Kyoung Kim,